Toddlerhood the saga continues

So, I called the Poison Control Center for the third time. I talked with nurse Laura again. Jacob decided he wanted to see what Aveeno Baby Diaper Rash Cream tastes like. The nurse assured me that he would be fine, it may act like a laxative, but otherwise it is not toxic. She also assured me that somehow little boys make it thru toddler hood. God really has a sense of humor when it comes to how he designed little boys thru the toddler years.